Zero guesswork copy that gets prospects to say "HELL YES!"
And gets YOU a big ol’ return on investment
Take your copy from plain vanilla
to cookies n'cream (with a cherry on top)
Howdy! I’m Mary Bolling (it’s a double name—cause my mom was from the South—but you can call me Mary for short).
I help coaches, online educators and creative entrepreneurs make BANK with clear-as-day messaging and custom-fit strategy.
colorful scroll-stopping copy that resonates with prospects and makes them think “Where has this incredible human been all my life?!”
Oh and that cherry on top?
While I’m hard at work, YOU get to spend more of your precious hours serving more people and doing what you do best.
Or…kick off your work shoes, hop on the next flight to Costa Rica, and sip an ice-cold cerveza on the beach while you wait for those Paypal notifications to roll in.
Your call. But either way…it’s kinda a win-win.
Disclaimer: I’m NOT a *wordsmith*
I write conversion copy. Copy based on tried-and-true-formulas, voice-of-customer research and psychology. In other words, zero-guesswork, zero-fluff copy that CONVERTS.
(Pretty-sounding words optional. Prospect-speaking copy non-negotiable.)
"Ok Mary, sounds great and all. But what can you DO for me?"
Done-for you packages
(best if you’re not in a huge rush and you’ve got a bigger budget)
The Full Launch Funnel
I’ll map out your entire sales funnel and figure out exactly what to do to turn those ice cold leads into jalapeno hot buyers.
Oh and I’ll also write all the sales copy to go along with it (helllooooo ROI).
Sales Page in 7 Days
I’ll write you a sales page in a week.
But not just any ol’ sales page. A sales page so tantalizing that it hooks your readers from the get-go–and makes them forget about all the other open tabs screaming for their attention.
(Best if you want value-packed feedback or done-for-you copy FAST and are on a shoestring budget)
Want *immediate* feedback on your sales page, launch sequence or landing page?
Gimme whatcya got and I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do to optimize the living daylights out it–and get buyers scrambling to the checkout page.
The VIP (Be My Only Client) Day
Need expertly crafted copy…like 10 days ago?
You can book my day and get high-performing copy delivered in (yup, you guessed it) a DAY.
I've been called a "phenomenal copywriter"...just sayin'
So....why should ya work with a (nomad) copywriter like moi?
Well I can think of a few reasons off the top of my head…
You’ll get a well-schooled copywriter
To date, I’ve invested 100+ hours and thousands of dollars in copywriting courses and masterminds. To ensure that I get YOU a high return on your investment. I’ve been schooled by Copyhackers and get my copy critiqued on the reg (’cause the best copywriters *never* stop learning and improving).
You’ll get copy that sounds like YOU
Not like all those other coaches and course-creators. Not like your neighbor. Not even like you best friend.
But like YOU.
You’ll get to sit back and watch marathons of Schitt’s Creek
And not have to worry about micromanaging…or wondering whether or not the project will get done. ‘Cause you’ll get a process-oriented copywriter that takes initiative and meets her deadlines (don’t let the “Nomad” thing fool ya).
You’ll get your money’s worth
‘Cause I don’t rush through projects. Period. Once I finish that first draft, I go through a somewhat obsessive merry-go-round of revisions. And I don’t get off until the copy meets my (sky high) standards of perfection.
Stop throwin' dollahs down the drain with run-of-the-mill copy
❌ Bore your prospects to tears with lackluster copy that makes them unsubscribe from your emails…FAST
❌ Make your readers more confused than ever about what your offer is and how it can help them
❌ Hire another “wordsmith copywriter” that writes pretty, nice-sounding words but doesn’t get you the one thing you need: RESULTS
OR you could hit that blue button below (aka work with me) and:
✔️Get non-salesy copy that’ll have your prospects reading and clicking through all the way to the checkout page
✔️Make it clear-as-day what your offer is and how it’s different
✔️Work with a copywriter who will actually get you the results you need to make that 4-hour work week a reality
Soooo…what’s it gonna be?