Bad news? There's a good chance you're missing out on sales. Right now.
Good news? I’ll help ya change that. With personality-packed conversion copy that hooks your prospects’ attention from the get-go, builds a long-lasting connection and inspires ’em to take ACTION.
Take your copy from plain vanilla
to cookies n'cream (with a cherry on top)
Howdy! I’m Mary Bolling (it’s a double name—cause my mom was from the South—but you can call me Mary for short).
I help nonconformist entrepreneurs make BANK with clear-as-day messaging and custom-fit strategy.
colorful scroll-stopping copy that resonates with prospects and makes them think “Where has this incredible human been all my life?!”
Oh and that cherry on top?
While I’m hard at work, YOU get to spend more of your precious hours serving more people and doing what you do best.
Or…kick off your work shoes, hop on the next flight to Costa Rica, and sip an ice-cold cerveza on the beach while you wait for those Paypal notifications to roll in.
Your call. But either way…it’s kinda a win-win.
Disclaimer: I’m NOT a “wordsmith”
I write personality-packed conversion copy. Copy based on tried-and-true-formulas, voice-of-customer research and psychology. In other words, zero-guesswork, zero-fluff copy that CONVERTS.
(Pretty-sounding words optional. Prospect-speaking copy non-negotiable.)
Pick your copy antidote
Done-for you packages
(best if you’re not in a huge rush and/or you’ve got a bigger budget)
The Full Launch Funnel
I’ll map out your entire sales funnel and figure out exactly what to do to turn those ice cold leads into smoking hot buyers.
Oh and I’ll also write all the sales copy to go along with it (helllooooo ROI).
Sales Page in 7 Days
I’ll write you a sales page in a week.
But not just any ol’ sales page. A sales page so tantalizing that it hooks your readers from the get-go–and makes them forget about all the other open tabs screaming for their attention.
(best if you want value-packed feedback or done-for-you copy FAST and are on a shoestring budget)
Want *immediate* feedback on your sales page, launch sequence or landing page?
Gimme whatcya got and I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do to optimize the living daylights out of it–and get buyers scrambling to the checkout page.
The Copy Spruce-Up
Written your copy already and just need someone to spruce it up?
You can book my day and get high-performing copy delivered in (yup, you guessed it) a DAY.
I've been called a "phenomenal copywriter"...just sayin'
Spoiler alert: You're gonna LOVE working with a nomad copywriter like moi
You’ll get a well-schooled copywriter
To date, I’ve invested hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars in copywriting courses and masterminds. To make damn sure that your investment pays off. I’ve been schooled by Copyhackers and get my copy critiqued by experts on the reg (’cause the best copywriters *never* stop learning and improving).
You’ll get copy that sounds like YOU
Not like your competitors. Not like your neighbor. Not even like you best friend.
But like YOU.
‘Cause before writing a single word of copy, I’ll interview you, review everything you’ve written and analyze your voice until you start to wonder “has she inhabited my brain??”
You’ll get to sit back and watch marathons of Schitt’s Creek
And not have to worry about micromanaging…or wondering whether or not the project will get done. ‘Cause you’ll get a process-oriented copywriter that takes initiative and meets her deadlines (don’t let the “Nomad” thing fool ya).
You’ll get your money’s worth
‘Cause I don’t rush through projects. Period. Once I finish that first draft, I go through a somewhat obsessive merry-go-round of revisions. And I don’t get off until the copy meets my (sky high) standards of perfection.
"It's like you crawled inside my head to write that sales page"
Your copy is too important to leave up to guesswork. Or "wordsmithing."
Instead, work with me and get personality-packed, needle-moving copy that RESONATES with your readers — and gets them reading and clicking all the way through to the checkout page.