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Personality-packed conversion copy

for nonconformist entrepreneurs that *hate* boring 

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Take your copy from plain vanilla
to cookies n'cream (with a cherry on top)

Howdy! I’m Mary Bolling (it’s a double name—cause my mom was from the South—but you can call me Mary for short).

I help nonconformist entrepreneurs make BANK with clear-as-day messaging and custom-fit strategy. 

Think: colorful scroll-stopping copy that resonates with prospects and makes them think “Where has this incredible human been all my life?!”

Oh and that cherry on top?

While I’m hard at work, YOU get to spend more of your precious hours serving more people and doing what you do best. 

Or…kick off your work shoes, hop on the next flight to Costa Rica, and sip an ice-cold cerveza on the beach while you wait for those Paypal notifications to roll in. 

Your call. But either way…it’s kinda a win-win.

Disclaimer: I’m NOT a “wordsmith”

I write personality-packed conversion copy. Copy based on tried-and-true-formulas, voice-of-customer research and psychology. In other words, zero-guesswork, zero-fluff copy that CONVERTS.

(Pretty-sounding words optional. Prospect-speaking copy non-negotiable.)

"Ok Mary, sounds great and all. But what can you DO for me?"

Done-for you packages

(best if you’re not in a huge rush and/or you’ve got a bigger budget) 

The Full Launch Funnel 

I’ll map out your entire sales funnel and figure out exactly what to do to turn those ice cold leads into jalapeno hot buyers.

Oh and I’ll also write all the sales copy to go along with it (helllooooo ROI). 

Sales Page in 7 Days

I’ll write you a sales page in a week. 

But not just any ol’ sales page. A sales page so tantalizing that it hooks your readers from the get-go–and makes them forget about all the other open tabs screaming for their attention.  

Cha-ching. 

The Intensives 

(best if you want value-packed feedback or done-for-you copy FAST and are on a shoestring budget) 

The Sales-Booster

Want *immediate* feedback on your sales page, launch sequence or landing page? 

Gimme whatcya got and I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do to optimize the living daylights out it–and get buyers scrambling to the checkout page.

The Copy Spruce-Up 

Written your copy already and just need someone to spruce it up?  

You can book my day and get high-performing copy delivered in (yup, you guessed it) a DAY. 

I've been called a "phenomenal copywriter"...just sayin'

So....why should ya work with a (nomad) copywriter like moi?

Well I can think of a few reasons off the top of my head…

You’ll get a well-schooled copywriter

To date, I’ve invested 100+ hours and thousands of dollars in copywriting courses and masterminds. To ensure that I get YOU a high return on your investment. I’ve been schooled by Copyhackers and get my copy critiqued on the reg (’cause the best copywriters *never* stop learning and improving). 

You’ll get copy that sounds like YOU 

Not like your competitors. Not like your neighbor. Not even like you best friend. 

But like YOU. 

‘Cause before writing a single word of copy, I’ll interview you, review everything you’ve written and analyze your voice until you start to wonder “has she inhabited my brain??” 

You’ll get to sit back and watch marathons of Schitt’s Creek 

And not have to worry about micromanaging…or wondering  whether or not the project will get done. ‘Cause you’ll get a process-oriented copywriter that takes initiative and meets her deadlines (don’t let the “Nomad” thing fool ya).

You’ll get your money’s worth

‘Cause I don’t rush through projects. Period. Once I finish that first draft, I go through a somewhat obsessive merry-go-round of revisions. And I don’t get off until the copy meets my (sky high) standards of perfection. 

Stop throwin' dollahs down the drain with run-of-the-mill copy

Sure, you could close out of this browser window for good (aka not work with me) and continue to: 

❌ Bore your prospects to tears with generic copy that sounds like everybody else 

❌ Make your readers more confused than ever about what your offer is and how it can help them

❌ Hire another “wordsmith copywriter” that writes pretty, nice-sounding words but doesn’t get you the one thing you need: RESULTS 

OR you could hit that blue button below (aka work with me) and: 

✔️Get non-salesy copy that’ll have your prospects reading and clicking through all the way to the checkout page 

✔️Make it clear-as-day what your offer is and how it’s different 

✔️Work with a copywriter who will actually get you the results you need to make that 4-hour work week a reality

Soooo…what’s it gonna be? 

Psst: I've also been trained by the best (of the best)